Edward's March 2013 Mix

Winter is refusing to let us go. But that’s okay. I have a new computer, (and boy is it a rig!) I went from an Intel E7200 to an i7-3770K. And I went from a loyal old Geforce 9800GT to a Geforce 670 GTX. I can’t believe the difference. I’ve been immersed in a few  new games that are not only robbing of me sleep, but also making me laugh at the cold outside. Why would anybody in their right mind go outside and brave these wintry elements when there is so much gaming goodness indoors? Winter, retain your clutches my dear, keep me inside as long as you can. Make my lawn mowing chores something I don’t have to look forward to for a long, long time.

1. Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy 

I read a Pulitzer Prize winning bittersweet little gem two years ago called The Road. And if that wasn’t enough to remember this man, well, he also penned the brilliantly chilling novel No Country for Old Men. McCarthy sets this novel in the old west. The story is about a Tennessee farm boy who heads south to stake his claim in the fortunes of a boy becoming a young man, and he meets up with a band of evil gringos headed down Mexico way to kill and plunder. The band is raided by Comanches and the youth is left for dead. He is captured and thrown into a Mexican jail where he awaits judgment. McCarthy’s tone is poetic, dark and dismal. His words are sun bleached buffalo bones laying on the desert scrub, and glistening under starlight. If you like Larry McMurty you’ll love Cormac McCarthy.

 

2. Brothers in Arms: Earned in Blood on PC

I’m about two thirds of the way through this venerable Gearbox action/strategy/shooter. The level of research involved in the creation of this game is manifested in the painfully authentic atmosphere we share along with our brothers in the 502^nd Airborne as they capture French strongholds. Not for the squeamish, this game takes patience to a whole new level. If you enjoyed the HBO series, Band of Brothers, or you’ve watched Saving Private Ryan multitudinous times you'll feel right at home in this game. Randy Pitchford, CEO of Gearbox, wasn't lying when he said their aim was to make this game as authentically as possible.

 

3. F1 2012 on PC

Picked this up on a Steam sale. Playing this on a new 27” WS HDMI monitor with 5.1 surround sound speakers is nothing short of amazing. Through the years Codemasters has evolved their products from arcade racers to nearly full fledged simulations. Their not on the level of Papyrus, but they’re getting there. Graphically, this game blows away anything Papyrus has ever produced. (Which is a given considering their last great number was Nascar 2003 Season.) The cars handle convincingly enough to make me feel a part of the genuine Formula One World Circuit, and the detail of the tracks give me an appreciation for what these guys do in real life. This hasn’t happened to me since I first played computer golf and went out and bought a set of clubs, but now I want to buy a “Dummies’ Guide to F1 Racing,” and start watching it on TV. 

4. Boards of Canada The Campfire Phase on CD

I shall forever be mesmerized by the efforts of these two Scottish brothers who take drum and bass and intermingle them with childhood memories that are seemingly impossible for them to have recollected. Their sounds are pieces of nostalgia from MY generation, not theirs! Plop this in your car’s system and don’t be surprised if people roll their windows down at stoplights and ask who you’re listening to. This is music to drive by, and music to write to. It’s music to sleep to, and it’s music to lie on a car hood with as you stare at a star filled sky and think back on watching Saturday morning cartoons in your pajamas and eating Lucky Charms.

 

5. Railroad Tycoon 3 on PC 

I believe this game holds a record for me. I bought it in 2003 when it first came out, and it’s been on every HDD I’ve owned since. And though I’ve had a concurrent campaign going, I’ve never finished it. I bought this game before I ever installed Xfire so there’s no telling how many true hours I have on it, but I’ve recently ignited a spark of desire to come back to it and get serious about finishing the string of campaigns that comprise the game. I even forsook this game to play Sid Meier’s Railroads! when that game came out in 2006. But now I’m back again to lose myself in this experience that is reminiscent of a virtual ride on an electric train.

 

6. Simcity on PC

World War 2 Online, Anarchy Online and Diablo III. These were some of the worst launches in the history of PC gaming. Despite a lengthy development and intense beta testing EA dropped the ball on this one, causing it to join the ranks of the aforementioned games with another debacle launch. I made a wise move (for once) and waited two days before I bought the game, and man oh man, what a difference it made. I was able to install, sign in, and play just fine. I had no idea I would find this game so charming. And I had no idea I would be so lionized as a virtual mayor. I’m currently riding high on a 76% approval rating, despite the three sewage outflows on the north side of my metropolis are beginning to make my Sims sick due to the surrounding ground pollution. I just need 2,000 more residents to move in so I can upgrade my city hall with a Department of Utilities and install a sewage treatment plant. 

7. Titan Quest on PC

It took me roughly four years to read the complete Darktower series by Stephen King. And it took me four years to read the King James version of the Holy Bible, and that was reading a single chapter a day. I know long quagmires when it comes to media. And now I’m meeting it in another form. I’ve been playing Titan Quest since September of last year (in small pinches of time, mostly an hour a shot.) I just entered the last land where the last boss resides. I’m level 35 now, and I have over 1 million in gold. I’m glad it’s finally over. 

8. Rise of Flight  on PC

I bought this game back in 2009, but whenever I got into the air in the presence of more than one enemy plane the whole experience turned into a 56K slideshow. I uninstalled the game and shelved it in frustration. I reinstalled it a week ago, and maxed all of the visual settings. My mouth dropped open. All I need is a fan blowing in my face and a scarf wrapped around my neck and I’d feel like Manfred von Richthofen or Werner Voss. This World War One aerial combat sim is the real deal. There hasn’t been one this great since 1991’s Red Baron released by Dynamix. And graphically, this one is the best there has ever been (and quite possibly will ever be.) 

9. Battlefield: Bad Company 2 on PC

Despite EA’s refusal to fix the flight controls in this game (and ignobly offering end user .ini fixes) I’ve always enjoyed this game although I’ve had to dumb down the graphic settings. Recently returned to this one on my new system. I actually laughed out loud. The difference is complete enough to feel as if I’m playing a different game. I’ll be picking up Battlefield 3 very soon, and probably retiring this game, but it’s been a mighty fine ride I won’t soon forget.

 

10. Computer Games Magazine 2001

At one time I subscribed to all three computer game magazines, PC Gamer, Computer Gaming World and Computer Games Magazine. I have to admit, CGM was the most maturely written. Steve Bauman also has my most revered respect for publishing two of my essays in this esteemed publication. A silly MySpace lawsuit forced the magazine to shut down, but rumors abound it may be making a return. I hope the rumors are true, and soon.

Edward's February 2013 Mix

Someone once said the only thing constant is change. This has surely been a month of changes. I switched Internet providers after six years of loyalty. The sad thing is, I would have stayed with Comcast, but when you treat your customers like doggie dung, and they wake up and realize they are being treated that way, well, I had to let them go. I'll spend my money elsewhere. Obama's tax fiscal cliff thingie kicked in. My pauperous paycheck is now $20 less--something I needed like a shotgun blast to the chest. I'll just have to look at the brightside. I now save $75 a month with my new Internet provider, so that makes up for the extraneous government dip into my paycheck and still gives me an extra $35.00 a month. I'll never stop griping about my invasive government, but at least their increased taxation isn't affecting me this time around. Oh, something else, too. I became a grandfather for a second time. And I'm not just saying this, the boy is the most beautiful little baby I've ever seen. Welcome to the world, Eric Cruz. I'm glad you were born. Despite all of the busy-ness as of late I've still been able to dedicate myself to my geekdom, here I'll show you.

1. Snow Crash by Neil Stephenson 

Still continuing the adventures of Hiro Protocol, pizza deliverer by day, badass hacker ninja by night in the Metaverse (the inspiration for the virtual environment, Second Life) this book is filled with huge nuggets of trivial information, and some not so trivial. And I’ve never read a book that correlates computer viruses and their proliferation with the spread of ancient religions. This is definitely science fiction for nerds. Why did God bestow man with the ability to talk in tongues? Simple really, it was all that much easier to mingle with the jungle natives and convert 200,000 people when they could instantly understand you.   

2. Brothers in Arms: Earned in Blood on PC

Gearbox released this game a mere seven months after the release of the venerable Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30 back in 2005, and they took some flak for it. The environments aren’t that changed, and the game even has the same characters. Shoot, even the story overlaps the original game, but this time you step up to the plate as one of the minor characters who has suddenly taken charge and is in command. This game is still brutally difficult even on the medium setting I’m playing it on. But each mission is historically accurate, and I can’t help but feel as if I’ve really stepped into a time machine and parachuted into the shrubs and backfields of Normandy in 1944. If you enjoyed the HBO series, Band of Brothers, you'll feel right at home in this game. Randy Pitchford, CEO of Gearbox, wasn't lying when he said their aim was to make this game as authentically as possible.

3. Lost on Blu-Ray

You always hear me bragging about how great Battlestar Galactica was. Well, I think Lost has stolen the title of the best writing on television away from my beloved BSG. Yes, I know, I know, the ending is garbage, but so far, though I’m still in season one, I have to say I’m hypnotized. Just finished watching “The Moth,” where Charlie kicks his nasty habit and we find out that Sawyer may be a bad man, but he’s not inherently evil. If you were to ask me, I’m not a JJ Abrams fan. I know his endings are weak, and how could he even accept the reins of both Star Wars and Star Trek? This was a pretty arrogant gesture as far as I’m concerned. But Lost could make me a real fan. Stay tuned for further details.

 

4. Interpol Antics on CD

I must have heard “Not Even Jail” late one night on Pandora while playing Second Life, or when I was writing several years back. I’m not sure how they ended up on my plate, but if The Joy Division hit a time glitch and ended up in the here and now this would be them, well, maybe if the angst were glitched out as well. This band sounds very much like them, from Paul Banks’ vocals to Daniel Kessler’s shoeglazey guitar work. The background synthesizer in guise of an old church organ that suddenly sung and danced itself out of a funeral service nails my love for this CD.  Holy hello, you know what? Their live band pictures even remind me of Joy Division. Hmm . . . do you believe in time glitches?

 

5. Incubus Light Grenades on CD

 

This band had a pretty loyal underground following for quite some time. I had heard of them, but not listened to them. The slight exposure I had to them reminded me too much of The Red Hot Chili Peppers, a band I dislike. And then I picked up this CD. Brandon Boyd’s voice rings perfectly in “Dig,” (supposedly, it was his voice that caused Sony to pick them up) and not to mention the glittering guitar sound that reminds me of leaves flickering in sunshine under a steady breeze. And Ben Kenny’s amazingly tight bassing is the true ear candy that sold me. Go for a stroll with these tracks loaded up on your mp3 player. It will be a walk to remember.  

6. Civilization V on PC

This game still makes me cry. Well, not tears of grief, but tears because I stare at the screen so long and forget to blink. An hour later my eyes are stinging because I feel like I’ve been staring at the sun. I get so engrossed I forget to take eye breaks from the screen. And not to mention, having six hours to go before having to get ready for work, and then hoarsely mumbling, “Just one more turn, all I need to do is send my army into this single city-state that’s been a thorn in my empire’s side then I’ll save and go to bed.” Ha! Three hours later, not only has my army went in, they’ve conquered and the city-state is now a member of the proud Burton empire. Ah, so much for sleep before work, who needs it anyway?!

 

7. Titan Quest on PC

Edward Pyro is a force of nature to be dealt with, and his fire elemental is almost as formidable. He is level 33 now, and he’s been alive for almost 37 hours. He only comes out an hour or an hour and a half at a time, but he’s roamed this Earth since September of last year. That’s a long time for a computer game. In all of his fire mage ferocity he’s trekked across ancient Greece and crossed the Great Wall of China. He believes the final boss is around the corner, he has to be, and he's dreading it because he knows this will be the ordeal that will add another unnecessary six hours to his pixelated life. But oh why oh why? Because game designers are cruel beings. He'll have to aggressively ignore the dark steely whispers, "go ahead, ragequit, it's okay, you're not a failure, just quit . . ."

 

8. Manny's Search by Edward C. Burton

Got the “dummy” back from Amazon. It was definitely a hallmark moment, opening the parcel and plucking my book out of the cardboard and holding it up to the light of day. Flipping open the pages and seeing all of the words is a feeling I shall not soon forget. The novel is with an editor friend of mine now who’s giving it a going over, and then I’ll make the final corrections before it goes out into the world. Will it become a bestselling indie novel that gets picked up by a major publisher? Will it be a flop that sells twenty copies and carries twenty one star reviews? I don’t know, but I do know it’s inspiring me to stop being lazy and get my second novel reformatted for Amazon. Maybe this was the kick in the seat of the pants I needed.  

 

9. Portal on PC

Finally got around to playing this game. I’d always heard the cake is a lie. This is a supposed 3 hour game. It took me 9 hours to beat it, and I hated it. I almost ragequit three different times. Even after looking at Youtube vids and reading walkthrough cheats I couldn’t get past certain areas without trying thirty or more times. This is just not fun to me at all. I finally struggled through it, and of this, I have to say about it. The cake is not a lie is a lie itself. There is a cake at the end, you just don’t get the chance to eat it. And furthermore, I will not ever play Portal 2, nor will I see JJ Abrams Portal movie if/when it comes out. Forever. Most frustrating game I have ever played. Done with all things Portal. (Okay, I do have to admit I'd love to pick up one of those sentry bots on Amazon. Those things exude hella coolness.)

 

10. PC Gamer Magazine 2011

PC Gamer was truly on its own in this year with Computer Games and Games for Windows mere ashes in memory, and the publisher could have cheapened things down, but instead it began producing the magazines on heavier paper, and bragged how each one would become more collectible. Good on them! Yeah, reading reviews/news on Internet sights is good, but sometimes you just want to be able to carry a magazine around with you, you know, to show friends and read at work. And as far as 2011 in particular: a great time to be producing a computer game magazine. Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Dragon Age 2, Crysis 2, Diablo III. Now you know.  

 

 

Edward's January 2013 Mix

It's the throes of winter here in the Midwest. It's supposedly going to be 2 degrees F next week. I feel like a reincarnated German soldier who died of exposure in the Russian Front in 1941. But then maybe that's what makes the summers here so wonderful. Perhaps it really does boil down to there can be no good without there being bad to accompany. I just know I'll be happy when spring is sprung upon us.

I'm about to have a new PC built. I've built all my own systems the past twenty years, but this time I've decided to do something different. I've researched all the custom build places, and that's been its own special bit of stress. I thought I had one all customized through nifty pull down menus on their site at CyberPower PC, but then I popped into their forums and was overwhelmed with horror stories consisting of two month back order on parts, PCs arriving with the shit kicked out of them from less than attentive UPS drivers and return shipping required to be paid by the poor sap who bought the PC, and my personal favorite: rigs arriving and being dead on arrival. I looked at IBuyPower but they just don't have the combination of components I want. And then I happened to stumble on a tiny place here in the Midwest called Ironside PCs. I live chatted with them and explained my confusion when they didn't pop up in my Google searches, and their rep said, "Well, that's okay. We like it like that. We don't want a high volume of PC builds. We'd rather concentrate on a much lower volume thereby letting us concentrate on quality." And not to mention a full 3 year warranty. I was pretty impressed to say the least. And free shipping to boot, can you beat that?


1. Moonrise Kingdom on Blu-Ray

My favorite comedy director is Wes Anderson. His movies, usually filmed with at least a 28mm wide angle lens have such a late '60's early '70's flair to them. His movies always take me back to my own childhood: trick or treating in a suburb of cookie cutter style houses their only difference being their pastel colored window trims, watching Space Ghost and the Banana Splits on Saturday morning cartoons while wearing my pajamas, my first taste of freedom riding my stick shift 5 speed bicyle to friends' houses who lived blocks away. Wes Anderson rekindles these memories in me and make me realize such moments didn't happen a hundred years ago after all. Oddly, this movie disappointed me. I had followed it on Facebook all last summer when it was released. I was really looking forward to it with its cool cast of Bill Murray, Edward Norton and Bruce Willis. The film takes place in a New England island community in the summer of 1965, and Anderson captured the sense of place/time perfectly. But the dialogue fell flat. Each line seemed to lead up to something profound, but then felt truncated as if there was supposed to be a punchline to follow that didn't arrive. I think Rushmore will still go down as my favorite Anderson vehicle.

2. Lost on Blu-Ray
I'm still in the first season. (I've actually only watched the first disc, 4 episodes.) But still finding this compelling entertainment. It's revealed that Locke was a former cripple who's now found new freedom as a plane crash survivor, and another victim has found freedom from being a fugitive from the law. I like how the episodes are starting to go into each character's background story. I'm hooked.

3. Boards of Canada Music has the Right to Children on CD
It still astounds me how two thirty-something old brothers who originally hail from Scotland, but who lived in Canada for years and fell in love with the place can take old 8 bit synthesizers, drum machines and 8 track recording equipment and produce such beautiful music. This music evokes childhood memories, dusty passages of my kidhood that surface like something passing through spots of sunshine beneath giant shade trees in the summertime. Their warm "organy" tones always make me feel as if I'm standing at a grassy wheat colored field staring out at distant woods on the horizon. And their song titles say it best of all, "Happy Cycling," "Sixtyten" "Turquoise Hexagon Sun." Give them a listen. You'll be caught up.

4. Titan Quest on PC
Yes, I know, I'm STILL playing this game. It's been a long ride, no doubt about that. I'll be glad when it's over, although it has been a blast. Edward Pyro, my esteemed fire mage is now level 25 and soon to be level 26 if I'm not finished the game by then. I have about 35 hours into the game. It I hit the 60 hour mark and I'm still not finished then I'm going to start worrying. I mean, come on! This certainly is no Baldur's Gate or Oblivion. It appears that I have one more city to go into when I've got my current city quested out. It's an important game, some say the only game that ever gave Diablo II any competition. I'm just looking forward now to when I can look back on it and feel accomplished and glad I played it.

5. Sanctuary by William Faulkner
(Stolen from my very own review on www.shelfari.com) In my opinion, William Faulkner was like a GNP of the old South. This man's words flow like honey ingested on cinnamon toast in a breakfast room on a beautiful spring morning. This book, somewhat of a scandalous, dirty read, remeniscient of Peyton Place or To Kill a Mockingbird, or (my personal favorite novel of all time, Carson McCullers' The Heart is a Lonely Hunter) really enchanted me. Faulkner is a minimalist with words like his literary peers, Hemingway and McCullers and Lee. Much is inferred, he leaves what really happens to be extrapolated by the reader, maybe the whole "truth in fiction" concept. I wouldn't call this a great book, but Faulkner's descriptions took me wholly to his imaginary world of Yoknapatawpha County and made me not want to leave.

6. Tron 2.0 on PC
Probably the most complex first person shooter I've ever played. And like I've said here before, with it's unusual art style, it still utterly gleams by today's standards as it did in 2003 when it came out. I've had to cheat occasionally, nothing major just garnering full health in a few levels. It does have a storyline, one that continues after the movie ended, but honestly not one I particularly care about. It's the neon lit vistas and the uber cool light cycles I care about in this game. I should be finishing it up soon. I'm in the 8th chapter of 11 total.

7. Snow Crash by Neil Stephenson
I lost a six month chunk of my life back in 2006 to a player made virtual environment called Second Life. Some participants vehemently defended the game against those laypeople who referred to it as a game. Heaven forbid! I got so caught up in it and ever so reluctantly separated myself from, but finally got it accomplished, that despite PC Gamer magazine awarding Minecraft "Innovator of the Year" in their Games of the Year awards last year I have absolutely no desire to explore it, and I probably never will. I made friends in this game that I have never met physically, but I consider them as important friends as people I went to elementary school that I still hang with. My point is, this book. This is the book that started it all. This is the birthplace of the Metaverse behind everything Second Life. Anybody who plays should read this.

8. Civilization V on PC
"Just . . .one . . more . . .turn!" Are these going to be my famous last words? Never have I played a "God game" that's had its hooks in me so deeply. When was the last time you started a game at 9:00 in the evening, and when you look at the clock it's 1:30 in the morning, and you sigh quietly, "hmmm . .one more quick turn, I have to see what happens." And before you know it, it's 3:30. It's only funny until the alarm rings at 6:00 and it's time to get up for work. I'm more of a real time strategy fan, but this game and its turn based strategy is the end all be all model for this genre. Firaxis should include this on airliners and cruise liners and mark it, "To Be Used In the Case of Crash landings or Shipwrecks on Tropical Islands. To Hell with the Rescue." I've learned my lesson the hard way. I only play this game on weekends.

Edward's December 2012 Mix

 

 

I'm sitting here, a midwestern blizzard outside my window, with Christmas less than a five day week away from me. And all I've been doing is working. I work for a strange company that finagles my hours around to where if  I work overtime one day, they send me home early the next day, so in effect, I don't get overtime. How convenient for the bookkeepers! And guess what? I'm working Christmas AND New Years both. The average European gets 6 weeks a year off from work with a 35 hour work week.  The average American worker gets 3 weeks (including sick days) and is expected to work overtime every week. What is wrong with us? Why am I a shmuck because I'd rather be off of work than work to line some corporate suit's pockets? And the salt on the wound is I make slightly more than minimum wage. I don't think I'll ever understand it. It won't matter for much longer anyway. Trust me on this. Wait and see, this issue will swell like an Indonesian tsunami and will make homosexual marriages and marijuana legalization look like a four year old's request to get up to get one more drink of water. Well, despite our Americans' perverted work habits, I still have to feed my hedonistic habits, and I did so this month. Okay, I lied to you. I'm sorry. I TRIED to. I'll put it that way. I actually quit a hell of a lot of stuff this month. For starters I quit my second job. It just wasn't worth it. The money wasn't all that, and I was tired of walking around looking like an extra from The Walking Dead. I quit a few games, too. And you know how much I hate doing that stuff! Well, maybe you won't hate me when I tell you why. Keep reading. :P


1. Terminator and Terminator 2 on DVD

Ah, a return to the classics! I'd not seen these in years, and they're both still enjoyable to watch. Arnold was in his prime in the first movie, and it's interesting how even he didn't take it seriously while they were filming it. According to Wikipedia he called it a "shit" movie. But this, in actuality, was the movie that made the name James Cameron a meme for me. Who can ever forget the haunting photograph of Sarah Connor sitting in the CJ-7 as the storm clouds are gathering on the horizon? The second movie exuded style and techniques that revealed the shortcomings and "low-budgetism" of the first, (though even a jaded critic could see the sincerity that went into the first one.) Robert Patrick was perfect in the role of the T-1000. And even to this day when someon mentions a Harley Fat Boy, how can you not think of Arnold on the one he "borrowed" from the biker in the bar?

2. Lost on Blu-Ray
If you've been following me this far, you know how much I hate television. As a matter of fact I boycott it. I haven't watched network/cable television in many years. I hate commercials that much. When you break them down into what they really are, they are an affront to human intelligence: a vehicle designed to interrupt your viewing experience in a beggar's attempt to get you to buy something. Utter crap.
And that is why I love optical and digital media. I love DVDs and Blu-Ray. And what has me hooked now is Lost. I never watched it the first time around because of my eternal television boycott. But now, getting to see every episode on my terms, commercial free, is something that is almost a utopia of sorts. This stuff is digital crack so far. I've only watched the first two episodes, but the white sands and green water, the green leafy palms depicted on the Blu-Ray disc make me want to go there. It kind of reminds me of Battlefield 2's Wake Island. And those of you know who know what this is can stop laughing about now. Heh. But seriously, is there any other place you'd rather be marooned?

3. Twins of Evil on Blu-Ray
Hammer Films ruled the roost when I was a kid as far as horror movies went. Today, if it's not a homocidal maniac with superhuman strength wreaking havoc it's a teenager spending the first hour of a ninety minute film convincing his peers, "yes, it's true, it was a vampire! I saw a vampire!" Not so with the old Hammer films. These movies opened up with the populace holed up in the local inn at moonrise BECAUSE there are vampires lurking outside. Despite the almost melodramatic tone of these movies, many of them were rated R at the time they came out, and me being a ten year old kid = me not being able to see them. And now obtaining this beautiful transfer onto Blu-Ray of two twin girls, one almost a saint, and the other a conniving little she-devil who falls into the guiles of Count Karnstein who lives in the castle upon the hill and becomes one of the sexiest vampires on film is something I never imagined I'd see. And Peter Cushing, who had just lost his wife, and looks absolutely grievous with his sunken cheeks and cadaverous countenance is grand in his role in this film.

4. Platoon on DVD
In 1986 I had no idea who Charlie Sheen was. All I knew was I went to see this movie that was getting good reviews, and it was about Viet Nam. I was just out of the military myself and somewhat fired up to see something like this. I walked out of the movie disturbed and it wasn't until Spielberg's venerable Saving Private Ryan that I would feel anything similar over a movie. My emotions are easily toyed with via the written word; I'm a bookaholic, but via movies, not so much. Well, not like this movie did anyway. Stone's vision in this movie was dismal, forlorn, almost without hope. But beyond that, it just felt so . . .true. I was a little kid when my parent's friends were all getting drafted to go to Vietnam, but I remember the way they talked. I remember the vernacular, hell, I still use it myself to this day. I still say, "man" when I begin or end certain sentences. This movie makes Coppola's Apocalypse Now look like the parts of Disney's Peter Pan that ended up on the cutting room floor. I'm sorry, Frankie, but this movie made me feel like I was carrying around an anvil in my stomach.

5. Appleseed Cast Sagarmatha on CD
I just happend to hear this band on radiotuna or Pandora, not sure which one now, but it doesn't matter. At times I feel as if I go through life as an automoton, an object under some cruel kid's magnifying glass, walking in a straight line like some Frankenstein monster. And then something comes along, a giant hand or whatever, that picks me up and turns me to the left or right. Suddenly I'm heading into a new direction. This month, this album was that. I'm probably going to have to order another copy. I'm wearing this one out in my CD player. These guys are a cross between Explosions in the Sky and an American version of Sigur Ros. How is it possible to listen to a tune and be moved to tears, then hit repeat and the next time it makes you into the coolest joe on the planet, Ray-Bans on and convertible top pulled down? So odd, how the songs on this album do this, but even moreso odd, how it does it when I'm not paying attention. Heavy on the bass and with a flighty Fender Stratocaster set to full "chorus" and reverb that makes you think of white sand beaches, coconuts about to burst on palm trees and skies so blue they make your chest ache, this is good stuff. The best. I defy you to listen to "Raise the Sails" and not think about running across a spacious green lawn, spreading your arms, raising your face to the sun, eyes closed in glee and preparing to take flight.

6. Titan Quest on PC
Edward Pyro, my esteemed fire mage who lived in this galaxy a long, long time ago, about 5,000 years to be exact, during the Grecian empire, is now level 19 and soon to be level 20. I have about 25 hours into the game. The game is good despite it's age, and, yes, it could be construed as a true Diable II competitor, but I'm ready for it to be over with. I just ran into my first impossible boss in which there was no possible way of defeating him. I mean, how do you beat a guy who when you expend every ounce of energy (mana) and strength (health) you have, his lifeline hasn't moved at all? I began looking for cheats and walk throughs, and unfortunately, couldn't find any. But those old Grecian gods were smiling on me because after a reload the game was bugged, and I simply stood there and wailed melee on the boss culprit and he stood there and took it like a mortal man. I beat him, scored the loot, got the XP (and the level) and discovered I had two more lands to visit.

7. The Black Shrike by Alistair MaClean
"Research scientists needed by top rocket project overseas. Top priority work, highest salaries. Box 41." Would you respond to an ad like this? Unfortunately some scientists did, and now it's up to counterespionage agent Bentall and his cohort, Marie posing as husband and wife to begin at a Fiji hotel to find them. Written in 1961, this book is adventure with a capital A. Part Ian Fleming, part Jules Verne, and a whole lot of Battlefield 2's Wake Island. (There I go again with that weird allusion.) I can't help it, I love the place. I'd move there tomorrow if I could. Google it. You might find yourself wanting to move there as well.

8. Tron 2.0 on PC
This PC game was quite the number back in good ol' 2003. Geeze, was that almost ten years ago? Really? Well, with Monolith's ingenious cartoon/bright graphics/Syd Mead look the game still looks as fantastic as it did when it came out. The Disney movie wasn't all that great, no doubt, but Monolith took the game and made it a continuation of sorts, and it shines. The game is a simple FPS with different nomenclature, and a thinly veiled storyline. Hard to believe I rage quitted this game years ago, but it was one of those games that seemed to hearken to me from its lofty perch on the shelf. So I thought I'd give it another try. I won't say it's a must play game, but I will say it's an important game that won numerous awards upon its release. I try not play games in the dark anymore, it's just murder on the eyes, and with today's LCD screens it really is unnecessary, but this game screams to be played in the dark. Syd Mead's (Blade Runner) influences bleed from this thing like coolant spewing from a liquid cooled i7 processor.

9. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on PC
After recently trying GTA III on my PC and finding it wholly incompatible with my operating system I decided to try a more modern version of the game. I found that in GTA:SA. I loved the tone and setting. This was "Sanford and Son" that lost its innocence. Hell, this was "Boyz N the Hood," ripped off. I'm not a fan of Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre gangsta rap, but this stuff was tight as I rolled low in my '63 Chevy chop top popping rivals and taking missions from neighborhood gang leaders. This game captured southern LA in 1992 perfectly. And then I discovered something not so perfect. The game was flawed. The game was designed/created/released with  the PC as an afterthought. I aggressively avoid games that eschew my enamored platform like this. Had I known. The game played perfectly, despite the lack of quicksaves I still found it manageable. And then came the the one mission where I had to pose as a limousine driver picking up a famous rap artist at the local awards show (Grammy's anyone? it smells it, looks it, tastes it.) So, I pick the guy up and instead of taking him to his MTV crib, I drive off a local pier with his doors locked while I dive out and swim to shore, mission accomplished. So, I crawl out of the surf, my jam trunks clinging to my skinny legs and butt like flypaper, and what awaits me, but the rap artist's bodyguards. They unload their Uzis into me. So, I had to start the mission over again because they saw me. No big deal, right? Wrong. I had to start the mission all the way over from the VERY beginning. We're talking a three tier mission here with no saves in between. Screw that noise. I played this game because I wanted to ultimately play GTA IV despite its draconian GFWL sign in and mandatory membership/sign in to Rockstar Live or whatever the hell it's called. But I won't now. I'm done with Rockstar. GTA began on the PC. Rockstar, you betrayed us. Now, I never knew you.

10. Gun on PC
I have seen the movie Tombstone ten times. That's not an exaggeration. I have seen The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly also ten times. Larry McMurtry's Lonesome Dove was one of the best novels I've ever read (and well worth its 1974 Pulitzer). And yet, I don't consider myself a fan of westerns. Gawd, I hate country and western music! But there's something in the writing of these aforementioned vehicles that compel them to me like nothing else can. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly bond me and my stepfather like nothing else ever can. And someday when my beloved stepfather is gone I wonder if I'll be even be able to watch that movie again. When Gun was released in 2006 I had high hopes. Lance Henrickson and Tom Skerritt were voicing major characters in the game, and the game was itself penned by a Hollywood screenplay writer. I picked up the game and installed it, and not soon afterward rage quitted it and uninstalled it due to it's obvious issue with "consolitis." This month I decided to give it another go. I got to the part where I had to race an old prospector named "Honest Tom" to acquire a horse. Impossible. I tried it with the keyboard, and reluctanctly attempted with an Xbox controller. I finally went to the forums at www.gamepressure.com where some idiot going by the name of "Thermos" had to say this about it, "dis mission is so easy dat if u cant do it just dont bother with anymore of the game at all." Kids today. Are our schools that bad? And then someone else, Dark Tom7, (must be Thermos's brother had this to say when asked for advice, "oh yeh if u still cant do it after sell the game and buy crash bandicoot." What? Is this guy texting in on a Walmart buy the minutes phone? The bottom line is, this game like GTA:SA suffers from another case of "consilitis." I'm done with such games. PC games outsell every console game on the planet (yes, all consoles put together. Google it.) Let the consoles' high production values and kiss ass licensing fees sink right along with them. I'm done playing console games that are lazily ported over.

11. PC Gamer Magazine 2010
Still perusing my PC Lamers--this is a magazine I truly love. I get really nostalgic poring over my old issues. Gary Whitta, EIC who penned the truly epic movie, The Book of Eli, Greg "the Vede" Vederman who remains to this day one of the best PC hardware writers I've ever encountered, William R. Trotter who penned the wargaming column for so many years and has penned some bestselling war fiction on his own, Andy Mahood, who writes the sim colum to this day (and who has personally emailed me to answer questions) these are all men after my own heart. I love PC games not only because of their very substance, but also because these are the men who made me fall in love with PC games.

Edward's November 2012 Mix

Another busy month, what with the elections and the end of the world next month. And then the end of the American economy as we know it in January 2013. But I still managed to drink my fill of cultural media. Speaking of the election,  I kind of got into it with my family over my own personal political affiliations. I became a party man in 1992--a straight party man. Despite I'm always being told, "no, you can't vote that way! You'd better vote for the lesser of two evils." Like my personal friend, Michael Badnarik who ran for the US Presidency in 2004 said, "How can I vote for the lesser of two evils and face myself in the mirror the next morning?" So, what if the Libertarian party doesn't have a snowball's chance in Phoenix of filling the White House, I do vote with a clear conscious.


1. Guild Wars 2 for PC

Like I said last month there really is no comparison to other MMOs as far as Guild Wars 2 goes. My golden hearted necromancer, Edward Odious, hit level 80 and I've traveled through several of the game's instances. All really good stuff, and I'm still amazed at how 100% of my grouping has been with PUGs (random pick up groups) and nobody bickers, nobody calls anybody else retarded or n00b, people are kind and helpful. I've never seen such amiability in any other game. Oh, and I looted my first Legendary item, but wouldn't you know it, I wear light armor, these were big steel Herman Munster boots that my class couldn't use. Go figure.

 

2. Street Fighter IV for PC

 

Capcom released this game way back in 1987. I never played it in the arcades, but I peeked over a lot of shoulders of those who did. And in 2009 the game was released for PC. I'm always a little behind the times when it comes to PC games (though I always get to them eventually) so I didn't get the game until 2010 and I almost immediately rage quitted. I've since picked up an Xbox controller, and yeah, it makes a night and day difference. I'm playing it on "Easiest" level. Shhh! and I do okay until I get to the liquid metal guy who kind of resembles a kid's Saturday morning version of the T-1000 Terminator. This guy just mows over me, but I don't care. I'm too busy laughing at his spectacular moves.

3. Codename: Panzers for PC

I played this little gem of game back in 2004, but lost interest all too quickly. I'm giving it another go. Finished the German campaign, and I'm on the last Russian battle, and then it's onto the Americans. I'm portraying a disillusioned Russian officer named Aleksander Vladimiriov who writes such things in his journal, "Strange, the silence that surrounds us has something threatening. From my tent I see the birches next to the dusty pathway. In the sunlight, their leaves are shining like millions of gems." This coupled with the unintentional comedic cutscenes where the guys move around like Gerry Anderson's "Supermarionation" characters in Thunderbirds Are Go! make this game a must play. Shiny crisp graphics and enough authentic details on the war weaponry to satisfy the diehards, this game is a baby version of Company of Heroes. I recommend you pick it up on eBay for seriously dirt cheap.

 

 

4. Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein

 

Michael Valentine is a Martian on the planet Earth. He's the FIRST Martian on Earth, and he decides to show people the Martian way. Simple words do not convey; he takes these people under his wing and through osmosis "indoctrinates" them into being Martians much like himself. How to do? He becomes the world's biggest cult leader, advertising free love and unconditional physical affection, communion is held by the simple passing back and forth of a glass of water where "brotherhood" is earned. And in the end we realize Valentine is far greater than the sum of his parts.  I know this is the most "classic" of Heinlein you can get, but I still find his vintage SF more appealing. This book, when written in 1961, was filled with controversy. Today it offers a mere PG outlook. Entertaining, and an obvious vehicle for Heinlein's Libertarian views, but slow in parts and not one I would read again. (This stolen from my review on Shelfari.com.)

 

5. My War Gone By, How I Miss It So by Anthony Loyd

 

"There is no God behind me, and I have strong doubts concerning the existence of a soul these days, but when I look at a corpse it always seems as if there is more than simply life missing. There have been a few disturbing exceptions when death gives more than it takes. I once saw a dead Russian girl. In her early twenties, long haired and lithe, she had caught a bit of shrapnel in her chest, one of those tiny wounds that you would not believe could take a life but does. Alive she was strikingly pretty. Dead she was so beautiful you could have raised an army to sack Troy just for possession of her casket." And so begins the journal of a bored British soldier who joins up in the life and death struggle among the Serbs, Croatians, and the Bosnian Muslims. I've only begun this book, but I haven't read any war story so bleak yet poignant since Guy Sajer's classic, The Forgotten Soldier years ago.

 

6. Preacher Gone to Texas by Garth Ennis, illustrated by Steve Dillon

 

I'm not a fan of graphic novels, not really. But my daughter picked this up somewhere, not sure where. I found it while perusing one of our bookshelves the other day, and when I saw the introduction was written by Joe Lansdale it stuck to my fingers like glue. This thing is wild and crazy at best. An angel and a demon fall in love and produce a well, an anti-superhero whose strength knows no bounds? And the zany trio who come together to destroy this thing, are the most unlikely people in the universe to even be capable of such a thing. Like Kevin Smith says, "More fun than going to the movies." I'm only halfway through this, volume 1 (of nine). I'm concerned at this point where I'm going to find the other volumes.

 

7. Titan Quest on PC

 

Still enjoying this brother with a different Diablo mother. My fire mage, Edward Pyro has recently hit level 13 and figures he is halfway completed through his tour of ancient Greece fighting undead soldiers and fatal creatures of Grecian lore. Medussa anyone? His fire flinging skills and lighting staff are becoming incredibly powerful. Now if he could just find some legendary loot.

 

8. Alien Quadrilogy: Alien 4: Resurrection on DVD

 

I have not seen the newest Ridley Scott Alien remake, Prometheus. Yep, it's true. I really am looking forward to seeing it, but in the meantime I did manage to watch this last old school Alien movie for the first time. It's always a pleasure to see Michael Wincott in anything. This guy is the ultimate bad guy. (Superb casting him as the evil gangleader in The Crow.) Sigourney Weaver played her part amazingly well as her newly resurrected former self. And the discovery of the android was a pleasant surprise. I think the real star of this one though was the half human/half alien. That look on its face when it was being sucked through the bulkhead leak was pitiful. Looking at Sigourney Weaver its "mommy," with such sadness. Unforgettable.

 

9. Ten by Pearl Jam on CD

 

When Pearl Jam formed in 1990 many thought they were simply a "cash-in" of the quite popular grunge movement hatching in Seattle, Washington. Funny, they've outlasted so many bands of their ilk. This, their first album, still holds up great. The bass on "Alive," sounds incredible on a good audio system, and Eddie Vedder's haunting "Black," is a perfect PJ song. Strange that they hail from the same stomping grounds as the venerable Jimi Hendrix, and they have such Hendrix overtones in their songs. Almost spooky.

 

10. Audioslave by Audioslave on CD

 

Their videos depicting hot lemon sunshine and dusty country roads and classic muscle cars is the perfect backdrop to this LA based rock band. Their unusal sound of 1970's hard rock melded with 90's rock is an interesting but quite effective marriage. I've been spinning this first album of theirs a lot lately. There isn't a bad song on the disc. Chris Cornell sounds like a man with a very old soul, or at least one who's walked a lot of highways and seen a lot of truck stops and roadside motel rooms. Good stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edward's October 2012 Mix

Strange month for me, really. Well, as far as interactive entertainment goes anyway. I finished number 7 in the Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles (it was okay, not her best) and as far as gaming, well, about the ONLY thing I've been playing is Guild Wars 2, and this past week I've been slacking off on that. I've been watching numerous Blu-Rays and I still very much love the technology. Now if I could get a wall mounted 60" screen with 7.1 digital surround sound to fully enjoy it in all of its glory. I did manage to get published in the December 2012 issue of PC Gamer. Hooah! I've taken on a second job, and yeah, it's only one week a month, but that week is a hell week because I get basically no sleep. I even turned my computer off for 3 days straight, imagine that. I've not done that in . . .hmm... years?


1. Guild Wars 2 for PC

There really is no comparison to other MMOs as far as Guild Wars 2 goes. It's like an MMO in the perfect state. PC Gamer magazine awarded it a 94% and my cousin's husband recently told me all of his World of Warcraft friends abandoned that game to migrate over to Guild Wars 2. Really, I'm not surprised. Edward Odious has hit level 79, and isn't far from the level 80 cap. Just like I said last month, this is the finest PC game I've played in two years. I can't imagine playing another MMO. Ever.

2. Six Feet Under: Season Two on DVD

In actuality this show isn't fit to watch as far as decency and decorum. Michael Ball really pushes the homosexual thing, and the amount of f bombs in the show make me think their staff of dialogue writers are a freshmen class at a UCLA Screenplay writer's class, but once in a while someone says something so profound it just makes me think about it the whole rest of the day. I haven't watched anything on television that has changed the way I look at the world like this show. I've grown fond of the characters, well, except for Brenda, Nate's girlfriend. She's totally screwed up and classically blames it on her parents. Okay, so now do something about it instead of demand the world feel sorry for you. Well, in the final episode she packed her bags and went. Maybe it's permanent. Fingers crossed.

3. 2001: A Space Odyssey on Blu-Ray

Like a friend of mine on Facebook recently said about this movie. It's one of the most boring great films of all time, and it is. I remember it came out when I was a kid, and I later got to see it in full 70mm at an eclectic movie theater in San Diego, California, but I have to admit, I wasn't braced for the beauty of the film on Blu-Ray. I may not watch it again, but it makes me warm and fuzzy to know I have it on my shelf. It really is an important film, one every SF fan should have.

4. The Book of Eli on Blu-Ray

Penned by a personal familiar, Gary Whitta (former editor of PC Gamer Magazine) I had heard this was a great movie. It may not be a religious movie, per se, but it's definitely one of the more spiritual movies I've seen. Whitta was playing a lot, shoot, a whole truckload of Fallout 3 when he wrote this, and you can clearly see similarities. I've read on blogs that numerous people now play FO3 while listening to the soundtrack of this movie (and yes, the soundtrack is amazingly a world unto itself--it's only shortlist of CD's to buy.) Read numerous reviews of this film and it's funny how some of the athiests who watched it and reviewed said it's not a spiritual movie at all, ha!

5. Drag me to Hell on Blu-Ray

A nice take and homage to the old style horror flicks, be a bad person or do a bad deed and terrible things happen to you. This involves a rather charming young loan officer who denies an old Russian immigrant an extension on her home mortgage. And this, after two previous extensions. So the old woman puts a curse on her and she gets harrassed and terrorized by a demon until supposedly the third day when the demon drags her down to Hell. Well, first, didn't the old woman realize that's the way it works, you pay your mortgage or you lose your house? And she said she had nobody to help her out, but yet when she dies, and our illustrious loan officer goes to her house it's filled with happy Russkies celebrating a wake. This seemed like a slippage in the shooting script to me, heh, but hey, it was fun to watch, and looked great on Blu-Ray. It's a keeper. Perhaps one of the better Sam Raimi movies I've seen: chills, thrills, and the same gross humor that you'd find in one of his Bruce Campbell vehicles.

6. Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein

This has been on my reading list for years, and if you go to my bookshelf on  http://www.shelfari.com/o1516830181 you can easily see I'm a Heinlein fan, albeit more for his older stuff. You can't beat Red Planet, Space Cadet and Starship Troopers for good ol' rock'em sock'em science fiction that's fun to read. This novel, however, has been declared one of the best SF novels ever written. It's much too soon to tell, only about 1/5th of the way into it, but it's moving well, and involves the titular Martian brought to Earth for the first time.
 

Edward's September 2012 Mix

Edward's September 2012 Mix

 

 

 

 

A landmark month actually--I turned half a century old today. Quite sobering to realize I have many more years behind me than I do ahead of me. If I'm lucky I'll have 20 to 30 more Christmases. I guess it doesn't sound too bad when you think of it like that. Actually, that's a ton more Christmases. Speaking of Christmas I've felt just about overwhelmed this month with something quite comparable to Yuletide joy, and that is total ebullience with a RL event I attended and a great new game that released. Details below:

1. Guild Wars 2 for PC

There really is no comparison to other MMOs as far as Guild Wars 2 goes. It's like an MMO in the perfect state. Imagine, a massive multiplayer game that lovingly persuades total cooperation and participation. You get XP for every single thing the game has to offer whether it be crafting, exploring, crafting or even reviving fellow players who've fallen. The loot drops are spectacular, and simply grouping up with one other person, hell, you don't even need to officially group up, just fight alongside them, and it causes the loot quality to ramp up even more. There is no typical dungeon run with the holy trinity (tank, dps, and healer.) This game goes beyond that. Everybody is a hero, and nobody is a failure. My necromancer, Edward Odious, is making his own history with his band of mishapen mongrels and animated flesh fiends. Feel free to join me on the Dragonbrand server. This is, clearly, the finest PC game I've played in two years. I can't imagine playing another MMO. Ever.

 

2. Titan Quest for PC

 

I failed at Neverwinter Nights. Actually, let  me rephrase that, I believe it's more like Neverwinter Nights failed me. I was midway in Chapter 3 (of the game's 4 chapters) and I just got bored out of my skull. I encountered a dragon that continually chewed up me and my henchman over and over and over and over and over, and I just decided, okay, 66.5 hours of this is enough. I admire what NWN did at the time for storyline and graphics, but I will never finish it. Bioware, you stomped my butt with this one. I loaded up Titan Quest to play on my laptop, and I'm already engrossed. It moves fast, it's flashy, it's easy (so far) and I find the early Greek/Roman setting fascinating. It's like a Diablo game played in the sunshine.

 

3. Blood & Gold by Anne Rice

 

I love Anne Rice's vampire chronicles. Her characters have always appealed to me with their quiet dark sadness, and how immortality traps them and most of them eventually fall into madness because of it. In this novel, book 7 in the series, we accompany Marius, a Roman senator, from his days of watching the Roman Empire fall to modern times. I'm a fourth of the way into it, and I'm already sucked in (pun intended) by Marius's quiet dedication to his state of being as a vampire charged with overseeing The Ones Who Must Be Kept (the original male and female vampires that birthed the first vampires in the Anne Rice kingdom.)

 

4. Achtung Baby by U2 on CD

 

I've always felt this album and Zooropa shared the same engineered fuzzy guitar intros that sounded as if they were amped through tin cans on a string and were probably siamese twins miraculously separated at birth, but this one truly wins out being produced by Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois. Some of the best lyrics I've ever heard vocalized by Bono, and definitely some of the finest bass I've ever listened to compliments of Adam Clayton. Clayton's technique is honey to my ears. He makes me want to go buy a bass guitar. I liked U2 in the early years, but it seemed to me they got way too commercial way too fast. This album is a testament to that, undoubtedly, but it stole my heart anyway. And knowing that Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois produced it makes the icing almost surpass the cake. This is not just some good stuff, but some of U2's best stuff in my opinion.

 

5. Metaphor by Patrick O'Hearn on CD

 

The former bassist for the early 80's band, The Missing Persons, and pretty much a household name in the world of New Age music, bassist and musical maven, Patrick O' Hearn was nominated for 2 Grammy's over the years. It seems his newer works have gotten sunnier in tone, yet more complex. This one was released in 1998 and just seems to capture that perfect pinnacle when O' Hearn transformed his music from the somber dark stuff to more upbeat pieces of music. It's currently on auto-repeat on my car's sound system and it's really giving my subwoofer a workout. Listening to this album you can actually hear the transformation taking place. "The Women of Lachaise" might very well be the most beautifully haunting song on the planet.

 

6. PC Gamer Magazine 2008

 

I'm going back over issues for the year 2008. Ah, who could forget Left 4 Dead and Age of Conan? I totally fell into the hype surrounding Age of Conan and got immolated for it. I swore never again. (I didn't buy into the GW2 hype, but found I didn't need to.) I did, however, victimize myself to the Battlefield 3 hype and then met with an unrequited experience when I was unable to purchase a computer to play it on.

Seriously though, The Witcher came out in 2008, and that was a grand game to play through.  

 

7. Wes Craven's Horror Collection: 3 movies on DVD

 

The Serpent and the Rainbow, Shocker, and The People Under the Stairs. Only the first movie, starring a very early Bill Pullman (and his hair) has any sense of credibility to it. And it is downright eerie, involving Haiti and voodoo.

 

Shocker seems to be Craven's attempt to shoot a movie and have a ball at the same time. A boy discovers his family brutally murdered by a serial killer, and then in the very next scene we hear him grunting and straining as he's exercising so he can stay in top form for the local college football team. The guy who plays Walter Skinner in the X-Files (Mitch Pillegi) is the serial killer, a rockabilly badass who's too goofy to seem truly evil. Watch this movie, but first buy a hernia belt.

 

The People Under the Stairs was a strange movie inspired by a news story Craven read about a mother and father who kept their children trapped in the house and never let them outside. This one was the disappointment of the three. I wouldn't say it was outright bad, but not sure I'd sit through it again.

 

8. Ohio Renaissance Festival 2012

 

I got to attend this gala event with some very good friends, and it's the most fun I've had in the real world in a long time. Imagine a 30 acre field mowed down with a medieval village built in the center of it. The atmosphere was spot on, the ladies, (er . .uh, wenches) looked ravishing in their costumes, and I even got to see armored knights joust. But the tall dark mage I saw with the batwing cloak and the tall staff with the crystal ball atop it supported by the talons of a crow's foot truly made the day. I want to go back next year. As a matter of fact, I think I want to go back every year. I've become a real fan.