The stem cell therapy trip turned out to be a wash. Such procedures are purely experimental at this point (pending FDA approval) But I was told, being in the remarkable shape I am for my malady, I’d be a likely candidate for clinical trials in the future. Vampires! This, of all months, seemed to be a time for their presence, well, sort of. (Also, it was a month for books.) A vampire novel, another horror novel by the author of Dracula. A vampire movie. Coincidental? December is always a good time for me, being I get to visit my oldest daughter and it’s vacay time!
Live Aid Disc 4 on DVD: The last disc is probably the most lackluster of the four discs. We get Darryl Hall and John Oates (who by their energy made me realize they were such a force, especially in the 1970s.) Hall and Oates did bring a bevy of former Temptations out on the stage to sing with them which was really cool. And then we get Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan brought the house down, though I was never a fan. He stood as stoic as a tree, unusually lifeless compared to everybody else who took the stage. Mick Jagger and Tina Turner brought up the rear. Mick’s gallivanting all over the stage was not unlike a marionette breaking free from its puppeteer. Unbuttoning his shirt and flinging it around on one finger, he was skinny, proud of it, and wanted the world to know it. Tina Turner danced-walked out onto the stage to join him, a trotting bottle of nitroglycerine, but with the grace of a cowboy miner tiptoeing to keep it stable. And the grand finale, Lionel Richie assembling everybody for the venerable, “We Are the World.”
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowland on Kindle: When these books came out, my daughter read them voraciously. I recently asked her if she thought I would like them. She explained that I would, and very much so. I decided to dive in to the first book. I don’t often laugh at passages in books, this one, however, I’m finding very funny. Rowling’s characters are well written out and the book is so full of quirks that make Hogwarts Academy come off like a real and enchanting place. I’m sure had these come out when I was a kid, I would have read them as fast as they rolled off the presses, myself. But I’m glad I’m getting to read them now and discovered the same appeal that infatuated my daughter.
The Lair of the White Worm by Bram Stoker: Known much more for penning the seminal Dracula in 1897, this is every bit as dark. It concerns a young man who discovers he has an uncle he’s never met that turns out to be a very wealthy relative about to leave his fortune to him. The young man, an Australian, ventures to jolly old England to meet this benevolent uncle. When he arrives, the young man is made privy to strange goings on by the uncle’s friend. It seems there is a neighboring woman enshrouded by mysterious happenings and poor misfortune to those who venture too close. This becomes an exciting tale with intermittent scenes consistent with the Victorian period: stuffy guys in formal clothing, sharing cigars and brandy in front of fireplaces, and bantering with stilted language. I liked it.
The Vampire Show by Richard Laymon: A thick book, but a quick read. This was nothing short of dime store pulp fiction, but nevertheless a fun read. Imagine Roger Corman being a writer instead of a movie maker, this would be a book he would create. Our story involves a trio of best friends in the early 1960s in a small town during a visit of a traveling troupe christened, The Vampire Show, where you can meet Valeria, the world’s only living vampire. Set up for one night only, at midnight (naturally) on the outskirts of town, the three friends conspire to sneak into the show since nobody under 18 is admitted, and their parents wouldn’t allow them to go anyway.
Nosferatu at the movie theater: Bill Skarsgard, who so effectively played the horrible archvillain, Pennywise, in the newer It movies, is an unrecognizable Count Orlock in this remake of the 1922 silent Dracula ripoff. He does a remarkable job. 1838 Germany. A decaying castle filled with rats and last hope sunsets. This movie contains all of the trappings of a classic Universal Dracula movie. There is a scene in which the young litigator, having gone to Transylvania to assist the mysterious Count Orlock with a real estate purchase, is walking toward the Count’s residence. He comes to a crossroads in a forest. It’s broad daylight, but the trees are so thick it looks like night. Suddenly, in the distance can be seen a black mass coming down the road toward him. It’s not discernible until you can make out the manes of galloping horses and we begin to realize it’s a coach sent to pick the young man up. This will become the most memorable scene in a horror movie for me in probably the last five years. The movie is heavy with blacks and grays. The costumes are on point, as is the dialogue which is painted with Victorianism. I was glad when the movie ended and not because it was a bad movie, not at all. It was just bleak and filled with melancholy. It made me glad I didn’t live back then.
Baldur’s Gate on Steam: With all of the wondrous rage over Baldur’s Gate 3, I figured it was time to get Baldur’s Gate 1 knocked out. And yes, I know besides the setting the games are unrelated. Still, being the purist I am, that’s not the way I roll. I’m glad I started with this one. The characters have real personality and I care what happens to them, the writing is topnotch. Level caps are weird, over 50 plus hours and I finally hit level 5. (And I’m in Chapter Four of a six chapter game.) And, being as difficult as these early RPGs were out of the gate, some leveling up consists of simply changing your level number. There are no added pluses to weapons, no fresh skills, no increasing lockpicking from 45 to 46, oh no, it’s simply bumping your character up from level 2 to level 3. The game scenes look handcrafted and are a beautiful play space. Lastly, Beamdog did a wonderful job with the Enhanced Version tweaking the game to run on modern rigs. The game centers on a curse that causes realm-wide corrosion of iron. So, there goes all of the weapons and all of the armor. It’s up to your party to delve into the mines where the iron is pulled and get to the bottom of what’s causing the curse. The plot is as immersive as reading The Lord of the Rings for the first time. If you’ve finished Baldur’s Gate 3, do yourself a favor: go play Baldur’s Gate to see where it all began.